Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...