Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
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Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
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During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Actual product instructions.
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