Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...