Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...