Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...