Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T