Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...