Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...