So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.