Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...