Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...