yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...