True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...