The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....