Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...