Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...