Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...