Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...