You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...