Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...