Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...