boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...