Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...