Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...