If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...