The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!