What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...