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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
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A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
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I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
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What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
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As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
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What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...