What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...