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cross a frog with some mist
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Three Times?
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What was the First Commandment?
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Yo Mamma so fat…
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Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
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