What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...