A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...