The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”