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What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
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Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
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A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
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Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Pig misunderstanding
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Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...