Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...