Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...