Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...