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Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Stupid blonde driver
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What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
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Breast Awareness
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Never hear a man say
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