Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.