A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...