My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...