Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...