Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...