Raking Leaves
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Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
The Perfect Woman would say…
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Problem with a dog
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The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Purchasing mailing lists
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Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
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