grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...