Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!