Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...