After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...