Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...