All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Never talk to the parrot
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Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...