Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...