Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...